Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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