Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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