yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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