Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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