Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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