her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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