Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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