when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Randomize
