He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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