You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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