I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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