so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize