People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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