so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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