But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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