oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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