with your own penis?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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