you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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