Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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