I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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