think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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