I don't think brook has ever known best
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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