Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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