You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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