Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
they need to just BURY HIM!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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