So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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