She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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