I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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