i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I wish i was in the wii world.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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