just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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