Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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