...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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