whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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