yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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