the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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