Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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