I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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