idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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