nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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