But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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