you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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