Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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