sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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