ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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