Where is the hickey?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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