is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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