Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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