im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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