he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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