Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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