she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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