When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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