Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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