scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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