We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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